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Hey there, lovebirds! Valentine’s Day is coming & a word of warning - stick to the same old tired teddies, boring chocolates & withered flowers & love could disappear faster than a fart in a fan factory.

No! V-Day is not the time to settle for second best. Generic, throwaway tat is no way to win hearts.

Which is why we’ve put together a collection of special, one-of-a-kind gifts to help free you from that prison of passionless present giving.

Chock-full of inspirational gifts & unique present ideas, our Valentine’s Day Collection is a temple for retail rebels everywhere.

Whether you’re looking for something traditional with a twist or something way off the beaten path, we’ve got you covered.

From one-off prints & posters to real vintage fashion. From limited-edition lighting to unique home decor. From funky, handmade jewellery to chunky, hand-printed mugs. There’s something special for someone special, everywhere.

Make their heart melt with a “Sex Goddess” coffee mug. Knock off their socks (& maybe their pants), with a “Striptease Club” lightbox. Nuzzle up to their naughty bits with a lewd “BJ” love token. Make them laugh with a “Wife Swap Club” wall art print.

The list goes on & on.

Handmade using high-quality materials, these are not your usual Valentine gifts. They’re rare AND romantic. They’re luxurious AND loving. They’re adorable AND affordable.

So, what are you waiting for? Don’t settle for second-best.

A world of wonderful, one-of-a-kind Valentine’s Day gifts awaits!

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