Valentine's Day
It’s Valentine’s Day and all you need is Love
Valentine’s Day is coming and Cupid’s got his work cut out. Don’t worry though you cheeky cherubs, because we’re here to help.
We’ve put together a seriously seductive selection of original Valentine’s Cards and unique Valentine’s gifts for friends and loved ones everywhere.
First-time gift giver or a Valentine’s veteran, we’ve got you covered.
Why not start with our Valentine’s Day Card Collection featuring our usual mix of dark humour, originality and profanity. The content might be blue but, in the name of love and lust, it’s pink and rose red too.
We’ve also got a great selection of original Valentine’s Day Gifts.
From get-their-juices-flowing jewellery to woo-their-pants-off wall-art-prints. From hold-my-hand-crafted lovehearts to can-i-keep-you keepsakes. From move closer mugs to just-look-how-sexy-i-am lightboxes.
Plus, this year, we’ve also done some real Lover's Day legwork for you and created a collection of luxuriously sexy Valentine Gift Boxes too.
Ideal for him, for her, for them, they’re perfect packages of hand-picked passion guaranteed to save you time and your relationship.
Trust us, their love is so strong they should come with a warning.
We haven't quite finalised the amount of awesomeness to put in them yet - but we'll have them up soon. Pinky promise!
And if you feel like being a non-romantic rebel and celebrating Valentine’s Day by yourself in your own way, we’ve got you covered too.
Break free from Cupid’s cuddles with our unique range of Anti-Valentine’s Day Gifts. Treat you. Be yours. Touch your inner self.
Whatever you’re looking for this Valentine’s Day, just don’t be late. Don’t be last-minute.
Jump aboard our lavender-coloured Love Train and take a ride to Romanceville today.
Shop our Unique Valentine’s Day Gift Collection Now!
It’s a love-in at a Love Fest for lockdown lovers everywhere.
** If you want to know how to score the maximum amount of brownie points with your Valentine, check out our cheeky blog "How to Win at Valentine's Day". It's a fun & factual read. Just don't tell Cupid or we'll all be in trouble! **
Titties Socks - by Eat Mielies
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Titties Socks - by Eat Mielies
Let us Rave- Wall Art Print
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Let us Rave- Wall Art Print
One More Tune - Wall Art Print
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One More Tune - Wall Art Print
Dorothy- Wall Art Print
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Dorothy- Wall Art Print
Thundercunt - Wall Art Print
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Thundercunt - Wall Art Print
Like a lot lot-Notecard
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Like a lot lot-Notecard
Off You Fuck- Greeting Card
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Off You Fuck- Greeting Card
Willy Socks - by Eat Mielies
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Willy Socks - by Eat Mielies
Cute Butt Socks - by Eat Mielies
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Cute Butt Socks - by Eat Mielies
When? - Wall Art Print
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When? - Wall Art Print
Call Girl - Wall Art Print
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Call Girl - Wall Art Print
Shhhh-Notecard
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