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Love, Sex and Handcuffs-Notecard Famous Rebel

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Looking for a Valentine's Day card that doesn't make you want to barf? Look no further! Our Non Cheesy Valentine's Card collection is here to save the day.

Short on sappy love poems, bereft of bunnies carrying heart-shaped balloons & free of frilly pink fonts & flowers, our cards are for the rebels, the nonconformists, the ones who roll their eyes at the typical V-Day tat.

From playful banter to punchy pop art, from naughty notes to jokey quotes, our card selection features a range of original designs for you REAL lovers out there.

Though blank inside, just add a few words of genuine, heart-felt adoration & you're good to go.

But it's not just about the words.

Each of our cards is hand-printed in the UK using high quality materials & inks to make them as vibrant, durable & long lasting as your love.

Real Love isn't throwaway. We both know that.

And let's not forget about the unique designs. They're sleek & modern, with vibrant colours & eye-catching graphics.

There's no doe-eyed drawings of doting pink kittens

Don't subject your significant other to a sugar-coated sea of sameness. Stand up for real love. Fight for real friendship.

Give our Non Cheesy Valentine’s Card collection a try.

Sometimes saying it with love means saying it just how it is.

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